Friday, October 16, 2009

色色のKKA!

OMG!! The titles says 色色のKKA!!

Nah, don't worry.... Nothing concerning KKA happened in the "OKU TOILET" in UPM , nor did anyone in KKA is involved in any form of crime, at least. (Is returning late at 2.30am to college a crime? Anyone?)

色色might relate to those X stuff in chinese, but it actually means "a variety of" in Japanese. (Pronounced as iro-iro~)

Well, I wonder what happened lately...

Have we been studying too much? (yeah, reading comics and magazine.)

Have everyone gone short-circuit due to the stress? (yeah, BBB=busy being boring...)

It seems like KKA first year students are doing extreme 色色 things lately... ("a variety of" extreme things, I mean.)

It all started with someone's weird idea. There is this guy, who is extremely "变" (pronounced as "Hen" in japanese, meaning STRANGE), on one night, prompted that all the 6 chemical guys should do something with their hair. And the rest of them ended up being the victims below...

That's the CHICKEN KING!!



He made them into 公鸡头!Then he even prompted the girls to tie up ponytails on the same day! However, I am not allowed to post those pictures here... (I might get killed...)

Who is that guy? Well, I don't want to tell now. You should know since his photograph is not in the "victim list".

And then it was Mid-Autumn Festival, and College 10 and 11 were organizing the TANGLUNG FESTIVAL. 1 Comment: Damn Boring.... (sorry, frankly.) So i just post some pictures which relates to the event... Barely....

Hooray for the KKA guys in PROTOCOL!! They are... handsome...

There's this very beautiful cloud that evening~!

Then again, that very same guy, due to his boredom, proposed something else again.

God said "Let this world has lights!" And there are sun and stars in this world.

He said "Let KKA has PESTA TANGLUNG!" And there was.....

Tea and Mooncake Party that night!

What are you "NO-ing" about with such face? =.="

Whoever took this photo must be a very very very DESPERATE person...
And whoever is in this photo must be a very very very 博大金菇 person...
Her mouth must be full of mooncake~!
Such much for the "on-diet" campaign... @.@

Why do I have the feeling that he looks like WU GANG?
(I mean, when he get caught deforesting illegally?)

It's LUCKY that MOSAIC is applied here.. Phew...
(No one wants to die young, killed by her BF, right?)

Yay! It's the "FILL IN THE DIALOG" Contest~!
The one who comes up with the most creative wins!

Still, it's the traditional teapot which makes the best tea! Bad Manners! Bad Manners! SIT POLITELY! Hong Peng, go find yourself a GF please...
Instead of asking me to feed you! NEWS FLASH: Coming in, MUAR BOMBER cutting the mooncake ELEGANTLY! =.=" Brewing tea using a MUG just spoil the elegance of it...
I haven't heard of any ghost story in UPM yet... But these guys are REAL!!






You just can't do it without a LANTERN on such festival!

And on the same night, we celebrated "sometwo's" BDAY!

Happy Birthday, JJ and WINNIE!

Ghost? =.="


People often say that the most BEAUTIFUL moment lies with the cake!
(Whatever that means...)

Present's time and....
TADAA!! High quality and hand sewn BRA!!
Hmmm... Just don't pay attention to the person wearing it now.
Pay attention to the golden initial -W!
I sewn it, for god sake~!

Group Photo~!

And then, that guy, due to his boredom, dragged the rest of the guys, into KURSUS TEKNIK TALI DAN PERTOLONGAN CEMAS, which on that day, they were the only Chinese attending...

Bukit EXPO is beautiful~!

There, they learned...


Flying FoX~!

Then due to boredom waiting for their turn... They mastered...


"Sleep wherever you are!" Technique~!

Master Kidnapping Technique!

TELEPORT!

And they even....

Produced their own MV!

Then, due to his boredom, he asked the guys to attend the Jamuan Hari Raya of the KKA.


Boss~!
Boss~!

Naked Boss~!
(The guy who is living on 1st floor was late that day... This is a punishment...)

Well, in the end, that guy is punished! >.<
DON'T CUT!!

Haha, they are just dragged around by me a lot lately, due to my boredom. Of course, I am dragged here and there too.

TITAS pameran...

Not mine....

Yes, ours!

Our topic was ADAT MINUM TEH CINA...
And I don't see what this photo to do with it...

On our way back from the TITAS pameran, we get our chance to....



Take some OLD MODEL BUS!!
This is the real TITAS!!

Talk about studying, We CHEMICAL ENGINEERS are so advance that we took up QUANTUM PHYSICS!


That's one of the EXPERIMENT~!

Eversince, we have just got even extreme. It was Wednesday night, and we, 14 of us, went outing to the MINES. I don't mind going out on Saturday, but Wednesday?!

We earned some salary there by helping with PIZZA HUT CM!
(Low budget CM....)

Then the 14 of us watched SURROGATES!

It was a great movie! We back to college around 12am, but... We still don't have enough of it!

Climbed the PAGAR and went out to MAMAK stall... When we got back, it's already 2.30AM!!

Why are you all so happy? It's 2.30AM, you know?!

I wonder if it's just the wind, or the clouds, we've been liking the Fac's scenery lately..


Wind O' Wind, take me Away!

Here's some photos of it...







There's just too much to write... Maybe Next time~!

I think I will end it with...

FRISBIE DANCE~!
(DANCER: HONG PENG)

That's all for 色色のKKA!(This blog is so colourful that it makes my eyes pain...)

Thursday, October 8, 2009

~无聊的时侯~

说真的,也许最近玩太多了,导致我一旦没事做就会很无聊。现在就是这样。本来应该写小说的,却因为太过忧郁而没办法写。

结果竟然就这样和其中一个化工系的同学玩起写优美句子的游戏!我们写了一些,总觉得这样洗掉了很可惜,就记录在这里。

游戏规则:
1)必须用“你说过”来造句。
2)可以提供故事情节。

我:
1)你说过信念可以取胜,那么现在的你,站在巴比伦之塔的顶端望见了什么?

2)台上的人在演奏着,而你只淡淡地微笑。你说过吉他是生命,音乐是灵魂。墙角的它,望着你失去的双手,哭泣着。(情节:朋友的梦想是当吉他手,却在车祸中丧失了双手。)

3)你说过世界的开端,是在初雪的那个晚上,我们相遇的那个晚上。

4)你说过风的自由是你的梦想。望着苍空,我听着风铃的旋律,那是否来自你的消息?(情节:两个男女青梅竹马。男的梦想是当飞行员。后来两人分离,这是女的心中话,想着男的到底梦想成真了吗。)

5) 你说过画是没有文字的语言。我看着你彩绘的秋景,却偷偷地笑了。你的绯红嫩黄里,参杂着年轻的苹果绿……(情节:两个绘画系的老同学,都当了老师。其中一个后来发现,自己从来不恋爱的朋友竟然有了初恋,而且是自己教的年轻的女学生,而默默的祝福他们。)


同学:
1)你说过北极光是你的最爱,而在这寂静的夜晚,你的泪光却是我这辈子的无奈……

2)你说过叶子承受不了悲伤所以悄悄地离开了树,带着一缕淡淡的忧愁,迎着微风投向泥土的怀抱;而我少了叶子的那份潇洒,风的那份追求,始终摆脱不了树的痴缠。

就这样,我再来会好好的报告一些有趣的事情,请期待!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

~Tour de Boring Life~

People often said that, being Chemical Engineering students, we are definitely bound to the phrase "busy and stressful", since it is recognized as the most difficult course in engineering.

Very true, I am definitely "busy and stressful", but with a totally different meaning.

I am very "busy being boring". I am very "stressful doing nothing".

You see, here in UPM, Chemical Engineering Students have no assignment, no tutorial and no quiz to be done, that we are totally academically pressure-free! (In fact, I have no idea what an assignment is...) Compared to those students from Mechenical Engineering Course, who sighed sporadically, complaining about the tonnes of lab reports, tutorials, assignments, and sketching to be done, we look like a bunch of jobless people.

I thought that all Chemical Engineering students are so carefree, yet when I look at the students from UM and UTM... I start to wonder: Will I be a professional engineer in the future if I continue studying here? Those from UM and UTM are busy like hell!!

Anyway, I am here to talk about the lifestyle we are having here. Boring or not, it's up to you to decide.

Here's an introduction to my coursemates! Hmmm... I think I will start with the Course Night!


Tadaa~~! Here's everyone! There 22 of us if not mistaken~
(Only 7 guys~ @.@)

And that night, I ridiculously became the Course King... T^T
(I was even awarded the CROWN!! and there's the QUEEN~~)

Don't be scared everyone! It's just a photo of PCK that we use for our sketch that night!

In our daily life, people from College 10 and 11 cannot be seperated from the word PAGAR. Why? Because the only Chinese food available around us is outside UPM. Hence, during our first night in UPM, our seniors already organized "trip" to the "famous restaurant" in our area!


first, you need to cross this small bridge...

turn to the right...

reach our secret exit - PAGAR! Don't see how to get out?

This is the correct way!!
(Demonstrator: Lee Yeu Chuan - my coursemate ^^)

And we are outside UPM!!
(Happily demonstrated by Hong Peng - my coursemate~!)

This way....~~

This is the most famous restaurant here! BOH LOONG!!

People mountain people sea~~
(This is the only place which has Chinese around here! PORK!!!)


McD and KFC is also available~~


There's Mini Market~~

As we are living in College, College activity is sometimes unavoidable. (Although I am certain that the activity here is already on the minimum level...)



For example, we had fire-alarm exercise in the middle of the night 3am... Ambulance and firefighter arrived at the scene when everyone was wearing the "What the hell? Why I have to wake up now?" look.

Of course, although we only know each other for 3 months, Birthday should still be celebrated together!



Cakes from Secret Recipe...
(As thin as paper, as expensive as diamond...)

Here's the other coursemate! From left: Chee Hong, Kam Rong and Shiuh Haur
(They are holding the PRESENTS, believe me... They really are presents!
Just that they are wrapped with layers of newspaper!)
The presents? Erm... Chocolate, false eyelashes, and Cond*m...
(I will leave the last to your imagination!)

Who is this doing such embarrassing action? You guess...

Nevertheless, We are always very free to enjoy the sunset at our Fac...

This just shows how free and boring we are...

Monday, September 21, 2009

~Tour de Fac~

Well... There's nothing much to tell about the Faculty. I guess I will just show you around, and explain them as we proceed.



First, you need to cross this RM1 million worth's "skybridge"~

That's the lab~ but we are not using it yet. maybe 2 more years...
Main building
DK, BK, BT and Lecturer's Office are here~

Decorative Helicopter? (Or do they use it for Aerospace Engineering?)

You will walk by this Tasik~~

And reach the DK~~

Sitting on a strange chair~~

Attending Useless tutorial at BT~~

And visit the lecturers at the office~
(KKA means Kejuruteraan Kimia dan Alam Sekitar)

Hmmm... That's all for the Tour de Fac... Nothing much as expected. I think it's mostly the same in most Uni...

What's next would be fun! Tour de Boring Life!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

~Tour de College~

ひさしぶり ~好久不见~

Oh my... How long has it been since my last post? The date says it's 14 June... 3 month, huh? My, my... How time flies...

Well, I believe most of my friends are having their Uni lives now. Sadly, ever since I get into my University, I haven't update my blog for even a bit. (business or laziness, I wonder?) And some friends here and there have been urging me to update them. So, here I am, writing about my latest life - the UPM life.

Let's start with the day of enrollment...

Hmm... Nothing special happened at the registration, but what happened later was what I had hoped for. (Or rather, waiting for something to not happen)

3pm... after my parents left, I was alone in my room. What was I doing? Waiting for the first meeting of the orientation week which was at 5.30pm. Also, at the same time, waiting for my so called "roommate".

You see, we live in COLLEGE 10, where all the residents are guys, and the room is arranged by the MTM (Majlis Tertinggi Mahasiswa) in such a way that you live with the people from the same race and the same course in the same room (that's my only gratitude towards them). So my supposed roommate was a Chinese and one from Chemical Engineering Course.

5pm... The time for registration was closed. Immediately I picked up my cellphone, pressed the quick dial, and called my mother.

"YAHOOO!!! Mom, I am living ALONE!!!" I told her.

Yeah, that's what I am going to share in this blog - MY ROOM!!

No, no. It is not OUR room, it's MINE!

What happened during the orientation was completely useless and boring, so I had no point of telling them here. Instead, I plan to show you MY ROOM.

"Nah... What's so good about living alone?" you might ask. Well, it's a different story if all the facilities are around you! (FENG SHUI ROOM~~)


~My Lovely Room~
(To me, it's quite clean and tidy already. >.<)

What's the basic furniture here? Well, for 2 person, they will have 1 desk each, and 1 desk to be shared; 1 cabinet each, and 1 to be shared; 1 bed each; 1 power supply each. Which means... I alone have 3 desk, 2 bed, 3 cabinet and a whole lot of space!!


1 desk for books~ 1 desk as kitchen~

another desk for computer~

one bed for myself~

one bed for my wives!! (guitar)


there's 1 mirror and 3 cabinet~


1 for clothes, 1 for other stuff and 1 for... (still to be decided, empty for now)

shoes~and yes, there's the red slippers.
there's no problem with your eyes.

my indoor slippers~!
thanks to Shin Tsai who bought for me
(with EVIL intention or not, i guess...)

And here's why I said my room is FENG SHUI~ (Digi: HOU WONG AR!!!)

This is the floor plan~ My room is the circled one!

This is why my room is so great!
TOILET, DUSTBIN, STAIRCASE, WASHING MACHINE and PANTRY, all in one place!!

There's only 1 washing machine each floor~
and it is opposite my room!


the only pantry and water cooler each floor~
It's opposite my room~!

I use this place alone~~

Lift~!

Toilet...(At least cleaner than KMPP)

Met my coursemate washing clothes~!

Ummm...What's this? It's a resting area in front of the lift...
Something's there...

Umm... I have to say, students nowadays are poor....
Selling KENEGARAAN and DADIH... =.="

Kafe... With really unappetizing food~
down there... Basketball for Chinese, Futsal for Malay~

Here's the bus stop~!

Anyway, another reason for my room to be so FENG SHUI, is that the internet router is very very near to my room! If I download at midnight 3am, the speed can reach a record breaking 400kBps!!

Of course, internet has a limit of 40 hours per week. However, since most people are too far from the router, hence poor connection, they give me their account to be used! So... I have over 120 hours of access time per week! (=.=" i cant finish them at all....)

So, that's all for today! Next would be "Tour de Fac"!!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

形形色色的婚礼之一(华人)

各位,好久不见了。

这一两个星期,我绞尽脑汁应该在这里写些什么,毕竟我的生活挺无趣的。

就因为无聊,我才会跑去写小说。这样我的生活才比较忙碌。

当然,也因为帮爸爸拍结婚摄影四处奔波,所以才没时间向部落格。(我爸是摄影师,我从中三就开始拿起录影机。直到现在,可谓专业了。呵呵~)

哈哈!也许并没想象中无聊吧。毕竟有多少个人像我对结婚有这么丰富的经验呢?

我不晓得各位参加过多少次的婚礼。华人的结婚宴席也许几年一次吧?那么,马来人的呢?印度人的呢?

我跟随我爸爸,也不知一年得喝多少次喜酒,吃多少次KENDURI……

拍结婚典礼是非常累人的。如果要以劳累程度来算,拍得最辛苦的是华人结婚最轻松的是马来人结婚

那么,先讲讲华人的婚礼。(我从头说起,也许很多人都不知道结婚的程序呢!)

首先是算好时辰的半夜12点,我们得到新郎家。这个时候,新郎会穿着全红的睡,在父母亲的带领下,拜天公。

这是非常重要的仪式,通常会请媒婆来。我超级讨厌她的,因为她的嘴巴太吵太精了。什么lim teh lim ta ta, hao se meh ni zo ba ba(福建话:喝茶喝干净,新郎明年做爸爸),还有一堆Bungalow,Mercidee,BMW……

由于拜天公的日子是根据生辰八字的,所以会相冲的生肖都不可进去。我和爸爸因为是摄影师就没办法了,要冲就冲吧!当然,到最后他们都会包红包给我们,“避冲”的。因为如果冲到,对新郎家也没好处。

拍到来,都已经凌晨1点了,回到家2点…… - 。 -”

哈哈!曾经我拍过最短的拜天公,就只有10分钟。为什么?我当时握着录影机,因为新郎喝醉了,结果我的镜头里面出现的,是新郎拜到一半,突然吐了一地。你可以想象我有多么想笑,但又得憋住!(专业专业~)之后他的父母亲就草草了事,让新郎休息了。

然后,第二天,也就是才睡了6个小时后的8点,又必须带着所有摄影器材,到新郎家去。

集合后,就会尾随新郎的车队,浩浩荡荡地往新娘家出发。

一路上,我就必须表演特技。爸负责开车。我把车门锁上后摇下车窗,拿起录影机,将上半身从窗口伸出车外,拍摄新郎的车队。

你可以想象我这么做有多么困难。车子因为在高速公路所以几乎都是在时速90上下,简直就是在玩命。身边的车辆都在呼啸而过,而路上的行人都会投以奇怪的眼光。在拍摄完后,我的头发——会像爱因斯坦一样!(风吹~甚至会感受到有静电~

最难忘的,就是曾经拍印度人结婚,也是有在路上的镜头。可是,开车的那个印度混蛋,以为我们在和他赛车,竟然载着新郎,以120的时速飞奔。结果我爸还开得比他更快,而我也在那种速度下掌镜……=。=”

到了新娘家,就是一堆整人游戏。新郎通常被整得很惨。我看过的最好笑的,是新郎被绑上一串葡萄,垂到他的“青春小鸟”前,而新郎的同伴们就必须弯下身去把葡萄吃完,那真得很好笑。

之后,就是进到新娘的房间,把新娘带回家。

可是在这之前,新郎会很好笑的带着新娘出门,在进门。

因为华人的习俗规定新郎必须在3天后回娘家“捧茶”。而现代人为了贪方便,因此就出门再进门,当作已经过了3天了。

这时候最折磨了,我必须拿着录影机1小时(通常)拍他们捧茶的场面。家庭成员多的,就更久了。

拿摄影机没什么?你试试看,拿一个5公斤的水罐放在肩膀上,而且不准动摇。我敢担保你5分钟就受不了。

之后,就是到新郎家,又再是捧茶。真的是双重折磨。

大概中午2时就会结束。

回家休息一阵子,6点又出门了。现在的是喜酒。

可是当然,华人的喜酒是不会为摄影师准备的,经常得饿肚子。一个席位RM40上下,人家才不算你的份咧~因此我们顶多是向服务员要求些橙汁,或者汽水解渴。

因此,这就是为什么华人的录影是最累的了~!

Friday, June 5, 2009

羽翼の梦! 正式推出!

各位,好消息!

努力换来的成果,小说正式推出。



欢迎阅读!期待您的回应~!

作者:珍麦麦,苏庭玉。

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